a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

ocelots are so fucking adorable.

LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D

OH GOD IT HAS DEMON EYES I BET THIS IS CROWLEY’S FAVOURITE ANIMAL OTHER THAN HELL HOUNDS AND HUMANS

Babou!!!!!!!

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the-absolute-best-posts:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

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Kanye West getting deep on twitter

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Leonardo DiCaprio parties at Cannes.

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thehomiebsick:

My wife!

I need to be her

:’( you can do it, baby bunny!

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• Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• Period: Yell at a puppy.

(via sportingivory)

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

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Uhm, taco…

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

i saw this last night and closed my laptop. 100% done.

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